{"id":26,"date":"2016-10-13T06:14:27","date_gmt":"2016-10-13T06:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=25"},"modified":"2016-10-13T06:14:27","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T06:14:27","slug":"these-pixelated-portraits-are-created-using-something-unexpected-but-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/2016\/10\/13\/these-pixelated-portraits-are-created-using-something-unexpected-but-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected [ZoomOut]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow\u2026and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I&#8217;m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I&#8217;m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don&#8217;t know how to be as long as yours.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<h2>The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show<\/h2>\n<p>D&#8217;oh. What&#8217;s the point of going out? We&#8217;re just going to wind up back here anyway. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power\u2026like God must feel when he&#8217;s holding a gun. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three &#8220;Highlander&#8221; movies.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you&#8217;d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can&#8217;t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!<\/li>\n<li>When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power\u2026like God must feel when he&#8217;s holding a gun.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Natural Born Kissers<\/h3>\n<p>They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Save me, Jeebus. I didn&#8217;t get rich by signing checks.<\/p>\n<h4>The Last Temptation of Homer<\/h4>\n<p>I can&#8217;t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. What good is money if it can&#8217;t inspire terror in your fellow man? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I&#8217;m kidding, I&#8217;m kidding. I work, I work. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Jesus must be spinning in his grave!<\/li>\n<li>We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.<\/li>\n<li>I was saying &#8220;Boo-urns.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Marge vs. Monorail<\/h5>\n<p>Fame was like a drug. 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