{"id":23,"date":"2016-03-26T06:18:11","date_gmt":"2016-03-26T06:18:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=22"},"modified":"2016-03-26T06:18:11","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T06:18:11","slug":"11-reasons-why-you-should-start-losing-weight-right-now-like-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/2016\/03\/26\/11-reasons-why-you-should-start-losing-weight-right-now-like-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter?<\/p>\n<h2>Born Free<\/h2>\n<p>Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I&#8217;m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask \u2026 not just me.<\/li>\n<li>Finding a needle in a haystack isn&#8217;t hard when every straw is computerized.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Take It!<\/h3>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to tell you something that I&#8217;ve never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I&#8217;m not part of. I&#8217;m really more an apartment person.<\/p>\n<h4>Father Knows Best<\/h4>\n<p>You all right, Dexter? You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive. I&#8217;m really more an apartment person.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Cops, another community I&#8217;m not part of.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m doing mental jumping jacks.<\/li>\n<li>I think he&#8217;s got a crush on you, Dex!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really more an apartment person.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Popping Cherry<\/h5>\n<p>I think he&#8217;s got a crush on you, Dex! Cops, another community I&#8217;m not part of. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. He taught me a code. To survive. I think he&#8217;s got a crush on you, Dex! Watching ice melt. This is fun.<\/p>\n<h6>An Inconvenient Lie<\/h6>\n<p>I&#8217;m generally confused most of the time. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask \u2026 not just me. I&#8217;m really more an apartment person. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter? Born Free Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I&#8217;m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":385,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[8,9],"class_list":{"0":"post-23","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-video","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-funny","8":"category-stories","9":"tag-movies","10":"tag-review","11":"post_format-post-format-video","12":"has_thumb"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}