{"id":21,"date":"2016-03-26T06:17:18","date_gmt":"2016-03-26T06:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=20"},"modified":"2016-03-26T06:17:18","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T06:17:18","slug":"what-this-man-did-for-the-woman-he-loves-makes-everyone-else-look-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/786codes.com\/index.php\/2016\/03\/26\/what-this-man-did-for-the-woman-he-loves-makes-everyone-else-look-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<h2>Afternoon delight<\/h2>\n<p>Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. I&#8217;m a monster. That&#8217;s why you always leave a note!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>That&#8217;s what it said on &#8216;Ask Jeeves.&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Ready, Aim, Marry Me<\/h3>\n<p>Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.<\/p>\n<h4>Pier Pressure<\/h4>\n<p>I&#8217;ve opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Marry me.<\/li>\n<li>Really? Did nothing cancel?<\/li>\n<li>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun.<\/li>\n<li>Across from where?<\/li>\n<li>We just call it a sausage.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Pier Pressure<\/h5>\n<p>Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight? There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun.<\/p>\n<h6>Good Grief!<\/h6>\n<p>Guy&#8217;s a pro. I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. 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